I am Noelle Hastings and my partner, Jalen Joyce specialize in intuitive mind/body work along with a smidge of Business strategy or just finding out who the fuck are you?
A fresh perspective to assess and tweak your life.
We hate the term “life coach” It sounds like paying to get a seat with the cheer squad. We like to think we are more so the Bad Girls lunch table that help you gain the confidence to wear that leather mini-skirt and chase your heart’s dreams.
By using our perception, intuition, education and wit.
Its important not being afraid to snark playfully and laugh at the ridiculous, and overly serious spiritual. The Universe has a sense of humor too..
We are raw and vulnerable with our healing journey.
Our writing is not a bowl of cherries in Barbies pink mansion, we are not going to speak in ValleyGirl vocal fry and try to make you envious that if you blow a wad (of cash) you can become exactly like us. Don’t desire to be a counterfeit~ when you are so fucking fantastic, eccentric and a little spooky- in a sexy Morticia/Gomez Adams way.
Its biting , snarky and we bleed all over the pages because we want to inspire and trip that minefield of subconscious fears, pains and trauma that might be fucking up your mindset and keep you from living whole hearted and manifesting your successful wildest dreams and fantasy existence.
Let our painful memories become your healing syllabus.
You will like working with us if you are intelligent, witty, happen to be business/tech savvy and do not want to be spoon-fed flattery or chased for your money like sharks after blood.
We only want to work with you if you are worth our time.
For us that translates to a dry sense of humor and curiosity, intellect and passion.
Maybe you just want a bit of help working things out with an objective party to cut down on the probability of self delusion and blind spots anyone can fall prey.
All women possess a duality that can be tapped into whether it be magnetizing the right partner or baring your teeth when needed.
Time to channel your inner Beast and Beauty.