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Don’t you just hate those obnoxious graphic ads…..

 

 

 

which are 14 million fucking pages long,

 

 

 

 

 

looking like a kid unleashed crayons with a vengeance.

 

 

 

 

 

It is just so very cruel,  Emotionally manipulating you to extreme thirst.

 

 

 

 

 

 

By wearing down your will to live.

 

 

 

 

 

Where you find yourself suddenly achingly desperate to find out the cost.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dying to dump your piggy bank out.

 

 

 

 

 

Hoping to end the sweet, seductive torment of scrolling forever with no end in sight.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Its  a cold hearted game,  isn’t it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lost at sea, watching in vain for land.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I mean, you are already desiring to shove money in their face.

 

 

 

 

 

Just to make it stop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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{Seven pages later. }

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Almost there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Screwed with you long enough,

 

 

 

 

 

Here you go.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Consultation covers the Who, What, When, How, and Why.
Who are you?

We are going to mindfuck you a bit, it won’t hurt…I promise.

Unless we have to drill a hole in your head to let out the demons.  That only happens every other century or so.

Connect with that sweet, joyful, creative, playful and sometimes sullen little monster deep inside  (inner child)  is our focus.  This session uncovers why you buried it in the sandbox.

 

 

Twenty minutes of our undivided attention.

 

We want everyone to succeed at their destiny.

 

Fuck the naysayers, traumatic abusive cruel voices in your past.  We call them the Wicked Stepmothers.

 

Murdering your heart without consequences.

 

Murdering your self love, confidence and stealing your RAWR.

Locking you in towers, foul festering dungeons, daring to hold a knife to your inner child’s throat every attempt made to make a step forward, succeed or Dream.  Always present and trying to make you feel guilty for wanting anything for yourself.

 

 

Guaranteed transformations as long as you show up to work.  Trusting us and our crazy fucking techniques on your journey.  They work.  We have had so many dissected and reassembled test frogs.  Who still love us.

 

We put our heads together and custom make our step by step program to meet your every possible need from a Consultant.

 

Our agenda is to save your time and money by working out exactly what is needed for your Body, Mind, Spirit/Heart, touching your creative Muse within.

This approach brings Success and a Whole-Heartedness to all aspects of life.  Relationships, Self Love and Nurturing, Fitness, Business strategy.  Intuition sharpens and inspires fearlessness.

Intuition+Knowledge are the perfect marriage.

Every soul is a born artist, creator of worlds and needs to play to touch your intuitive nature.

 

 

It is a happy talent to know how to play.  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

 

 

 

 

 

Primary Consulation

$50.00

 

 

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FAQ:

Which Packages do you offer?

 

Mirror, Mirror is all about channeling the Sage. Life is a Heroine’s journey and you just need a little nudge in the right direction.

You will get our customary in depth assessment and hand tailored program to unlock your Heart’s desires and bitch-slapping any wicked stepmothers in your head.  Guaranteeing a flourishing, unapologetic success for years to come.

It is more informational based involving a hynotherapy recording to work on yourself and our combined twenty some years of knowledge.  You are armored, given the weapons and sent charging into the duel.

Three half hour sessions a month face to face.  Just to check in and read your energy, helping to point out any strongholds we see holding you back.

 

5k

 

 

Glass Slippers,  Dragon Tamer

is the Fairy Godmistress offering first class feedback to Cinderella.

 

 

It features our customary in depth assessment and hand tailored program to unlock your Heart’s desires and bitch-slapping any wicked stepmothers in your head.

Guaranteeing a flourishing, unapologetic success for years to come.

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Want to be more assertive? We will connect you with your inner Circe.

Are you the bitchy witted naturally strong shrew~ Who wants to feel aching vulnerability and intimacy with that special someone for once?  We know that pain well and we’ve got your back.  From one bitch to another.

This package is about mastering the duality between your snarling Beast and gentle winsome Beauty that all women possess.

Or men.  Every guy has a Dragon Slayer and a dreamy White knight romantic in there somewhere.

 

We are so dedicated to your successful mastery of all the Realms.  We will even sit on cam and go through your closet with you or help you pick out a new look, hair, you name it.

 

One was a stylist and one was a model. Together all three of us will pillage your inner dungeon.

Biweekly sessions face to face.  For energy reading and undoing of strongholds.

10k

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Becoming Your Own White Knight or Harnessing your inner Siren, but not to entrap and drown innocent men. 

 

Is relationship focused, finding your magical, sexy, powerful self once more after so many bad dates and childish partners.

3k  starting depending on how far we take you.

 

 

 

 

How long will it take ? 

It depends on the individual.  How committed you are to change.  How open minded you are willing to be.  How much work you want to put into a session, assignments and even reading materials.

Do you have a wait-list currently?
Yes.  Contacting us on FB gives you priority.  Because we do our major sessions through messenger.  So we are available all hours.

Payment on agreement.  Any disrespect towards us, our methods and you forfeit.  You are getting first-rate knowledge and lasting methods.

 

How long have we’ve been doing this?
Nola has been giving free visions, healing advice and being a shoulder to strangers in bars, restaurants, even grocery stores and airports for going on twenty years.  She befriended a world-class hypnotist who taught her his trade in her youth.  She worked launching businesses and marketing, Branding, Graphics, I.T.  As well as spent some time as a Stylist, a portrait Artist and in the musical Theatre world.

JalenJoyce has been in acting, modeling, voicework and an intensive apprenticeship for over two years now and is naturally gifted at mirroring emotions and seeing into hearts.

Do we have the life experience to each others how to live and are you any good at this?

We have a ton of mad little techniques, mind games and ways to fuck with your head. Bringing about authentic freedom. Lasting healing and loving yourself for who you are and not how your ass looks or how many times you have been to Paris.

We have actual experience with bad marriages, healing from abuse/trauma and a frightening amount of Narcissistic familial and personal relationships, suffering, Cult leader parents, Agoraphobia, Eating disorders, miscarriages, terminal illness, Grief for loved ones, Weightloss and personal trainer work

Hypnotherapy healing techniques that healed both of us from horrific past abuse and trauma.

Art, musical theatre, performance and improv teaching,  Bonafide tested and trusted Clairvoyant abilities along with knowledge of the Metaphysical realm. Long story short.

We’ve truly lived through Hell and know how to turn it into a nightclub act.

 

Is this evil?

No.  Magic is just Science that we don’t understand yet.  Arthur C Clarke

Are we evil? 

Only if our cats don’t like you.  Tributes of tuna and chocolate guarantee purring.

 

 

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